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Oct 25, 2009; name Asks:

Are people actually capable of forgiveness?

Stacey answers:

Not most people, but they are capable of forgetting, which is sometimes just as good, if not better.

Oct 23, 2009; Wag Asks:

What happens when we live?

Stacey answers:

A lot of things, Wag, a lot of freaky things. Mostly we think about the past and the future while inhabiting the present, where we walk around and do things, or else sit and interact with electronics. Other things that happen are eating and pooping and secreting. When sleeping, an unusual thing that often occurs is dreaming. Another really weird thing that happens to girls is that they occasionally have babies, which come out of their vaginas, which had previously been used for other purposes. Some of us live in small rooms with animals such as cats or dogs or parrots. Others drive cars. It's all really very strange.

Oct 23, 2009; Dr. Girlfriend Asks:

What happens when we die?

Stacey answers:

We go to France.

Oct 19, 2009; arielle Asks:

What really happens to Tina in "The Doll Awakens"? I have a few theories but I'd really like to know what you intended.

Stacey answers:

Hi Arielle. Sorry to lag with my answer to your question but I got confused because I don't think Tina is in The Doll Awakens. Only Miss Pretty is. (I know that sounds like a drag queen but it's a doll). But if you're wondering what happens to Tina after the chapter that appears in Fairy Tale Review, she's okay, sort of. She's physically okay anyway. The story resumes when she's an adult.

Oct 06, 2009; izi Asks:

Not really a question but just a thanks for making our English 2 classes filled with great stories. It's not a boring class, but coming across your work made me giggle. I am horrible at writing stories and essays so I detest all of my classes (art student) but I have chosen your story, "The Land of Pain" because you allow the reader to interpret your stories to the fullest and because you verbalize situations that I have a hard time explaining, like the karma people and dealing with pain. My lower back gives me hell too ;}

Stacey answers:

Oh Izi, I hope your back feels better. Thanks for the great note. Really, all I've ever wanted in life is to be admired by art students. Now go start a band.

Oct 05, 2009; Creative Writing PM Asks:

How's it goin', Stacey? We're chilling at Great Neck North Creative Writing PM. We were just wondering, while eating a bag of burritos (and after reading your story The First Men), about its ending. There was quite a bit of debate over the ending... How did you know how to end it? By the way, we loved the story, and thought you had a strong voice. The class ends at 8 on Monday evening; no school next week. If you could, we'd appreciate it if you'd answer.

Stacey answers:

Hi chillers,

I didn't know burritos came in bags--like bags of chips come in bags? Oh wait, I'm not supposed to ask questions in my answers. Okay, well: as for endings, all I can say is that ideally the ending should be lurking somewhere in the beginning. But endings are tricky. Sometimes it's better not to end exactly at the end. Sometimes it works better to put the ending at the beginning, or somewhere in the middle, especially with literary fiction, which relies on a certain amount of ambiguity for its power and mystery, the same way that the bag hides the burrito. Until you remove it from the bag. And eat it. Or maybe you already ate it.

Sep 30, 2009; Wag Asks:

Have you seen this?

Stacey answers:

No, I hadn't seen it, but now I have. My old friend Lana Rebel! That's great.

Sep 29, 2009; Aboriginal Penis Splitter Asks:

I think that water chugging for your health is bullshit, unless you're really really thirsty. That said, what is the connection between believing (or not believing) in evolution, and mythology? Are you saying that people are so drawn to myth that myth trumps the scientific method in their heads? Because that's like "paper covers rock," which always confused me.

On this very web page, someone asks what the "argument" in your fiction is, and you gently remind them about the fiction part. I think people ask you those questions because discrete concepts (like creation myths) are easier to grasp than mutable constellations of ideas (like those contained in works of art and in scientific theories that contain variables).

The concept of evolution requires a very long time frame, whereas a myth is already formed and neatly pre-packaged.

All of which is to say that I think you're on the right track with your answer # 2 (they are fucking idiots). Do you like cupcakes?

Stacey answers:

Dear Aboriginal Penis Splitter,

Thank you so much for your follow-up question! Yes, I like cupcakes.

I am sort of saying that people are so drawn to myth that myth trumps the scientific method in their head, though I too am very fond of the idea that people who don't believe in the theory of evolution are fucking idiots.

I actually think that people who choose the bible over evolution probably don't let themselves seriously consider the science. Maybe science doesn't trump myth in their heads because the two are not weighed against each other--I'm sure you know these types. The don't want to talk about it, they just want to be right. But they want to be right because their mythology means so much to them! It's easy to be angry with the closed-minded, and to fear them as well, but I have to say, I find it kind of adorable to see grown-up people believing so fervently in imaginary beings. And I do think we all partake of this sort of thing to some extent. I myself was a devout Barbie player as a child and I still believe that very beautiful women, correctly dressed, can conquer the world, despite a great deal of evidence to the contrary.

Sep 28, 2009; Purpleisahealingcolor Asks:

What is your favorite season of the year there in Arizona? Do you have a favorite vacation destination?

Stacey answers:

Hi Purple. I like spring. February is spring here and it's lovely. I don't have a favorite vacation destination but I'll try to make up something.

Sep 22, 2009; Wag Asks:

I recently heard that a new poll says only 39 per cent of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. I find this rather disturbing. To what do you attribute this fact(iod) to and what can be done about it?

Stacey answers:

Dear Wag,

Thank you for asking me a question about science. I like science, especially biology, but I don't want to see any actual blood, okay? Wait, what was the question? Oh yes, evolution. I have three hypotheses as to why Americans don't believe in the theory of evolution. 1) They don't understand what the word "theory" means. In popular usage, a theory is something like a notion or an idea, rather than a rigorously tested hypothesis, which is what the word means in the scientific sense. For example gravity, which most people refer to as "gravity," is known in scientific literature as the theory of gravity.

2) They are fucking idiots.

3) Humans have a need for mythology. We might even have neurological pathways in our brains that are receptive to mythological notions. Though many observers have commented on this, like Freud, Jung, Joseph Campbell, and Shakespeare, there's something opaque about the mythology of one's own culture that makes it seem normal, or even non-existent. It's easy to look at some aboriginal penis-splitting ritual and think, "Wow, that's bizarre. What the hell are they thinking in their superstitious heads?" but it's harder to look at our own culture and see that we have our own strange, violent, and nonsensical mythology. In other words, Wag, people believe in the bible. They believe in the biblical creation myth. Some people believe in crazy shit. They always have. In a way, I think it's sort of cute, like playing Barbie, but on a grand scale, and by adults. I always approve of playing! Just as long as none of the players has any political power.

I'm not sure what should be done about it. It does occur to me that if the creation people were not allowed to breed, evolution would take care of the rest. Quickly.

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